Question of the Day, exhibit 1.

AM I A BAD ROOMATE?
2. no, because i lighten up the room with my sharp wit and glowing smile, plus i do the dishes when nobody else will.
3. yes, because i cunningly launch pretzels at roomate's forehead just before said roomate is scheduled to go on date, causing a protruding bumb on her forehead and redness and swelling around the eyes.

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